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anatomicals The Bender Mender - 20g

when you've had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the 'bender mender'. it has been Invented by a widely regarded russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the russian navy. a group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. the active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. clear headed you can then think 'never again'. well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lu £3.50 More Details

anatomicals The Cream Of British Society Hands + Feet Kit

Anatomicals The Cream of British is for posher hands and feet.In British aristocracy, its not just titles which are handed down through many generations, its also chapped and dry hands. Well, you know how all those eccentric Duchesses love to cultivate and pick their own organic vegetables. Stomping around their country estates plays havoc with their feet as well. So along with a hand cream, they need a good foot cream.Rather conveniently here they are in one dual pack. Better still, according t £4.00 More Details

anatomicals The Follicle Oracle - 250ml

Anatomicals The Follicle Oracle Frequent Wash Shampoo will leave your hair with fantastic shine.A source of wise council, prophetic in their opinions, an infallible authority and usually spiritual in nature. Admittedly, in the ancient world, oracles weren't really called on to dispense ocular wisdom on subjects such as hair. The meaning of life at a shallow and trivial pinch, but never hair. Still, times change and in the celebrity obsessed world we live in, it's a big thumbs down to anything ev £2.49 More Details

anatomicals The Seven Deadly Skins - 200ml

The Seven Deadly Skins Body Scrub: 1. rough. 2. dry. 3. flaky. 4. dull. 5. scaly. 6. sluggish. 7. spotty.It's a sin not to scrub! Do not lust after radiance and envy softness. smoother sisters shouldn't feel your wrath. take pride in your own skin. banish shower sloth and also use this scrub. leaving you glowing at a great price (we hate manufacturer greed). If you're dissatisfied we'll eat our 100 hats. Sorry for our gluttony. £3.00 More Details

anatomicals The Sleek Shall Inherit The Earth - 250ml

The Sleek Shall Inherit The Earth hair conditioner. Power hungry people realise the vital importance of sleek hair. They know their images won't be in history e-books, if their locks are dull and lifeless. So after shampooing, any prospective dictator should really use this conditioner. Unless they want to be ruled by some egotistical hairdresser from Des Moines. £3.00 More Details

anatomicals What a Complete and Utter Glosser - 10ml

Anatomicals What a Complete and Utter Glosser will add, shimmer, shine and fruity sex appeal to your lips.'How was it for you?' When girls ask girls that question, their responses are likely to be something like these: 'Oh, just the right amount of sheen and gloss' 'Goes on really easily'. 'The flavour is just right, not too overpowering'. Whereas, when men ask girls that question, their responses are likely to be something like these: 'You were great'. 'Such a stud'. 'My last boyfriend never la £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Young Free And Tingle - 250ml

Anatomicals Young Free And Tingle Head Shock Shampoo. Unhappily wed to your shampoo? Perhaps it's time for a split (not of the ends variety) to start a relationship with this ultra mint shampoo. It will have your luscious locks bouncing up and down like a pair of 42DD's. Now call a hair divorce lawyer. In our opinion you and your usual conditioner could also be far better apart. £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Zap Zap Zap Gets Me the Chap - 3.5ml

Anatomicals Zap! Zap! Zap! Gets The Chap day and night spot stick will zap any eruption.'Holy Cosmic Pus Blasters Batman, its the beautiful Spotgirl with her magical wand of bacteria busting night and day treatment. Shes more than a match for the evil Professor Pimple and his bag of date disaster tricks'. 'Youre so right Robin, I might just ask her out myself'. 'Too late my bat winged friend, watch out, her comes Spiderman to sweep her off her feet'. 'Damn that Spidey' £3.00 More Details