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anatomicals And the word is.... Black Wallet - 9 X 11.5 X 0.6cm

There are many sayings about money and if you had a pound for every one, this wallet would be bulging. £25.00 More Details

anatomicals And the word is.... Green Wallet - 9 X 11.5 X 0.6cm

Cant bear meanness. Just detest stinginess. Hate Skinflints. Frugal is perhaps the most disgusting of all 'f words. Penny pinching should be a crime punishable by hanging. Generosity is where its at. Open your heart. Open your wallet and spend. Give give give. Let the moths fly skywards. Beggars need your kindness. They also need your deodorant, but thats another story. £25.00 More Details

anatomicals Cheese Release Me - 100ml

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream will deodorise, refresh and soothe tired feet.'I love you with the ferocity of an exploding thousand megaton nuclear bomb'. 'Your eyes are like deep pools I could jump naked into and save you from drowning'. 'You are my rock, my pebble, my grain of sand on the beach of life where I dream of us walking hand in hand forever'.If you think these lines are cheesy, take off your shoes after a hard day of being on your feet and youll then know exactly why you ne £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Could We Be Any More Pacific? - 250ml

Anatomicals Could We Be Any More Pacific? marine bath gel. Aye aye bathmates. Like our naval forebears we are off to sea to create this bath gel. Specifically, we are in search of the finest seaweed to bring you the most calming relaxing gel we possibly can. So it is full steam ahead me hearties (if need be, switch the emersion heater on) and to hell with bathroom condensation. £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Do, Do, Do Undo Another Do Partied Kit

Anatomicals Partied Kit will help you to get over all your partying and have you looking forward to all that the next week brings.We all love a party, don't we? Doesn't matter whether it's planned, surprised or crashed (we're sure you weren't actually on the guest list for the wedding of Archduke Leopold of Latvia to his child bride, Sharon). It's just the aftermath that can be a bit difficult to deal with. No longer. The contents of this pack will easily have you ready for the next society shin £8.00 More Details

anatomicals Eye Cream, You Scream We All Scream for Eye Cream - 15ml

Anatomicals Eye Cream, You Scream, We All Scream For Eye Cream is a regenerating eye cream that will give you value, performance and cuteness.You know how Ben & Jerry are the kings of the ice cream world with their crazy, zany take one everyones favourite dessert? Well, Paul and Gary (for they are the founders of anatomicals) are now set to become the kings of the eye cream world with their crazy, zany take on everyones favourite beauty treatment (not frozen). Plus, no matter how much of their p £4.00 More Details

anatomicals Gorgan Gone Gone Zola - 150 Ml

'i love you with the ferocity of an exploding thousand megaton nucluer bomb'. 'your eyes are like deep pools I could jump naked into and save you from drowning'. ' you are my rock, my pebble, my grain of sand on the beach of life where I dream of us walking hand in hand forever'. If you think these lines are cheesy, take your shoes off after a hard day of being on your feet and youll then know exactly why you need this ultra cooling, refreshing, soothing and deodorising cream. some new tights or £6.00 More Details

anatomicals Help The Paw - 80 Ml

Do you never have to lift a finger to do anything? Have your hands never been in a washing up bowl? Do you never shake hands with anyone unless youre wearing white gloves? In short,are you HRH the queen of England? If you are, wed just like to remind you that the corgis need a walk and to say that you have no need for this ultra soothing cream. If, however, your bloods more red than blue, buy tubes of the stuff. after all, look at all those dirty plates in the sink. £5.50 More Details

anatomicals I am Woman Hear me Snore

Anatomicals I Am Woman Hear Me Snore is an incredibly stylish 100% silk sleep mask.According to Helen Reddy, you are strong, you are invincible, you are woman. During waking hours, that's quite true. It's also pretty true during sleeping hours as many men will testify as they've tried to wrestle the duvet from you in the middle of the night, only to end up vanquished and chilly as a result of your incredible strength and invincibility. Of course, Ms Reddy forgot to mention loud. Hopefully the me £6.00 More Details

anatomicals I Should Be So Mucky - 250ml

g'day cobber. after a day in the outback (or in the city), if our beaut of a bubble bath isn't enough to make you want to get out of your clobber and jump into a nice hot tub, you must be a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock. word on the bush telegraph is that it will leave any Bruce, Sheila (or, yes, Kylie) calm, relaxed and fragrant. simply pour under running water, lie back and once clean, fantasise about getting dirty again with the ultimate object of your affection. you should be so luc £7.00 More Details

anatomicals Kiss Artist Kit

Anatomicals Kiss Artist Kit gives you everything you need for the perfect kiss.You dont have to go to kissing school in Paris (where else?) to become a kiss artist, taught by legendary smoocher Andre de Tonguesandwhich) because now you can buy this kit. Shame youll never get to wear the school uniform though.Kit contains:Snog Me Senseless Breath Freshener – 15mlSnog Me Senseless Minty Tingling Lip Balm – 15mlSnog Me Senseless Mints – 16g £6.00 More Details

anatomicals Lips + Eyes Kit

Anatomicals Lips & Eyes Kit will leave you with soft, kissable lips and 'come to bed eyes.Heavens, what do you expect for �4? A complete beauty makeover, botox, a boob job, a chemical peel and a new set of porcelain veneers? For all that, you'd be talking at least a fiver. So satisfy yourself with this wonderfully tightening eye gel to help banish bags and dark circles and our incredibly soothing lip balm to keep your kissing gear, well, kissable. As for your thighs, where are those long gabardi £4.00 More Details

anatomicals None of Your Foul Mouth - 16g

Anatomicals None of Your Foul Mouth Mints are sugar free cinnamon mints with Xylitol to fight bad breath and help reduce cavities.'You naughty motorist, you muddy well just cut me up. 'Have you got myopia referee, Im sure Johnny foreigner was off side? These mints make ones breath more palatable, but not, alas, ones hand gestures. 'Hey buddy, you do that in some countries and theyll execute you. £1.50 More Details

anatomicals Not Another Rough Day Please - 200ml

Anatomicals Not Another Rough Day Please is a moisturising cream that will leave your skin super smooth.You know that terrible old canine joke ( it's hardly a joke) where you ask a dog how it's feeling today and it goes: 'ruff'? Well, Anatomicals have gone and ruined a perfectly bad joke because they asked 100 dogs (from labradors to poodles) how they were feeling and they all replied: 'smooth and beautifully moiturised'. This leads us to believe that the nation's pets are more dextrous than we £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Shower To The People - 250ml

Anatomicals Shower To The People, every man/woman shower gel.Bathing fascists who seek to keep us in our tiny, cold bathrooms washing under little more than watering cans with own label brands, while they wallow in marble steam palaces with fancy liquids, have met their match with this fragrant and keenly priced gel. Comrades rise up, even at 6am and shower. £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Breath Freshener - 15 Ml

Nothing is likely to send someone scurrying to the nearest nunnery or monastery to sign up for a life of celibacy quicker than nasty, whiffy oral odours. So when you want to do the tonsil tango with the gorgeous creature who's been eyeing you up all evening, you need anatomicals new spray. It contains cinnamon to help diminish unpleasant smells, parsley to refresh and stevia extract to sweeten your mouth. The next time someone's devastating good looks take your breath away, you can also rely on £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Snog me Senseless Lip Balm - 15ml

Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless is a minty, tingling lip balm that will leave your lips super soft and soothed.Kiss me, honey, honey, (minty, minty) kiss me. Thrill me, honey, honey (minty, minty) thrill me. Dont care even if I blow my top. But honey, honey (minty, minty) dont stop. How may times do we have to say it (in brackets)? This lip balm isnt honey flavoured, its minty, to give your lips a fresh blast of softness. Got that honey (minty)? £3.00 More Details

anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Mints - 16g

Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Mints are sugar free peppermints with Xylitol to fight bad breath and help reduce cavities. A smooch should be tender, a smooch should be romantic, a smooch should be……whoah, just put a lead on your partner and call them Fido. Keep breath snog-materialistical fresh with these mints. When Cher sang 'its in his kiss, we bet she didnt mean halitosis. £1.50 More Details

anatomicals Stop Cracking Up - 15ml

Ater certain highly visible celebrities (naming no names) not everyone now wants their lips inflated like a hot air balloon. Bt everyone wants their lips to be smooth, moisturised and kissable. Which is why you'll be mad for 'stop cracking up' anatomicals new balm. With a host of ingredients including beeswax, olive oil and zingiber to keep dryness and soreness at bay, it will soon be any excuse to pucker up. Pity poor babies when politicians get hold of a tube. and just imagine the fashion show £3.55 More Details

anatomicals Supercalfreelicktasticexithalitosis - 16g

Anatomicals Supercalfreelicktasticexithalitosis are sugar free, sour apple mints with Xylitol to fight bad breath and help reduce cavities. These calorie free (no spoonful of sugar here Mary) mints are the real deal, unlike Dick Van Dykes cockney accent. They keep your breath as clean and fresh as a chimney sweep 'aint. Also, theyre jolly handy, so you can pop (pins) one in your mouth anytime of day. £1.50 More Details

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